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But the best Mexican hair involves Three Flowers brilliantine, the lightly scented petroleum jelly revered by generations of Mexicans for its tight hold, its pleasant smell and a shine that rivals a flashlight.
Women use it to slick their hair into buns, men to sculpt Morrissey-esque pompadours.
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I recently starting seeing a Mexican guy, who I'm pretty certain I scare the crap out of. He has never dated a white woman before and seems very nervous around me.
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